Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
