I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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