That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I believe in your delicious
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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