when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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