I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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