i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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