So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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