Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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