My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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