would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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