Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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