i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
and she was petting her beer can
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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