Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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