how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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