You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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