Do you still have your period?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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