Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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