he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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