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say what?
wanna hang out?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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