This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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