i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
