She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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