My first STD was from a foam party
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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