I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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