bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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