yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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