sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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