I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
