Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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