Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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