so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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