i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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