I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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