I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I would fuck him just for his dog
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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