you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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