I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I fill condoms, not promises.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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