he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just blew my weed a kiss
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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