I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?