that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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