You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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