Welp...herpes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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