apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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