I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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