Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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