That's intense
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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