marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
