no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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