I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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