I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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