There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
no, he came in my armpit
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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