Swine flu. Run for my life!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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