Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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