yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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