I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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