You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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