it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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