I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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