I'm really into asian looking animals
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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